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i am such a cuddly little baby because i like to be snuggled and i like to feel kisses on my neck and i like to sleep and feel you breathing on me and i just want to be close and feel a connection
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
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ultimate sign of trust is me handing you my laptop or phone without hesitation
When the fire trucks are delayed 40 seconds in traffic, People say:
“It took them 20 minutes to get here.”When the truck races at 50 M.P.H., it’s:
“Look at those reckless fools.”When three men struggle with a four-man ladder:
“They don’t even know how to raise a ladder.”When firemen open windows for ventilation to reduce heat in fighting a fire:
“Look at the wrecking crew.”When they open the floor to get at a blaze:
“There goes the axe squad.”If the oic stands back where he can see and direct his men, people say:
“He’s afraid to go where he sends his men.”If they lose a building:
“It’s a lousy fire brigade.”If they make a good “stop” folks say:
“The fire didn’t amount to much.”If lots of water is necessary:
“They are doing more damage with water than the flames.”If a fireman gets hurt:
“He was a careless guy.”It a citizen gets hurt:
“It’s a crazy brigade.”If a fireman inspects a citizen’s property:
“He’s meddling in somebody’s business.”If he gets killed and leaves a family destitute:
“That’s the chance he took when he joined the fire brigade.”
If someone happened to buy me this, I would give you endless amounts of love.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I THINK I JUST DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINK I HAVE EVER SEEN. OH MY GOD.
